Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Eviction Notice from the Baby Condo

Dear tenant,

We are pleased that you have enjoyed your 9 month stay with us and have found the accommodations to your liking. This was our hope when you first took residence, however, I must inform you that your lease will expire Saturday, November 14th. A lease renewal is not available at this time. Because we understand this transition to be difficult, we have agreed to provide a brief grace period at which time you must immediately vacate the premises no later than Tuesday, November 16th. Although not as comfortable as your current residence, we will attempt to provide you with quite reasonable accommodations with a mandatory 18 year lease. A lease renewal at that time will be up for discussion. We wish you a safe moving day and look forward to seeing you into your next residence.

Sincerely,

Your very tired and large Landlady

10 comments:

Courtney said...

Shelby, I'm so excited for you guys. Congratulations on the impending resident in your home (as opposed to your uterus). Keep us posted!

banditgirl said...

God, Shel, you are so freaking funny and brilliant and talented! Please write a book, I beg you. Reading this just really made my day, and I hope your tenant will not cause any difficulties!

Lorraine said...

Hope he's started packing... it's always such an ordeal, deciding what to take with you, how many red blood cells to leave behind, etc.etc.

I am SO GLAD you have made it all the way to the end of this pregnancy, that after everything it took in the beginning things have been going so well. I already know the little guy will LOVE his new digs!

Michelle said...

I hope your Tennant does not give you any problems and it is a smooth transition!

The Swann's said...

Hilarious! :-)

Maybe the pressure is just too great for him... Maybe a different approach of telling him he's welcomed to stay as long as possible with a suprise eviction would be best?

Okay, you're much better at being creative. I hope all goes smoothly!!!

Another Dreamer said...

That's too cute :)

Sooo excited!

mybumpyjourney said...

That is hilarious!! Hope you get that tenant out as painlessly as possible! Good luck, and I am thinking about you guys!

Sarang said...

K-sis! You made my heart stop...when I read the subject I thought YOU were really getting kicked out of your condo!! Lol, thankfully not.

Love the "nudge letter" to the little one. Very funny. ;)

Kate said...

Hysterical and brilliant! Just happened across your blog, and got a great laugh. Congrats on your new little one, can't wait to read about the joy of motherhood (and in the meantime, catch up on your old posts!). Good luck, and prayers for a safe delivery!!

Another Dreamer said...

Just stopping by to say I am thinking about you and hoping that everything is going (or has gone) well.